DAG THE STAG
This will be a short little write up, but make sure to pay attention because it is a very important one! A little while ago we came across this customer from Holland. He was a nice enough man, but when we first met him he was single. And he wasn't just a little bit single, either. Like every woman that he had would eventually leave him. He came to us in a fury over not being able to maintain a relationship due to the fact that he couldn't perform sexually in the sack. According to some of his ex-partners who we've interviewed, it wasn't just a case of he wasn't measuring up. He was down right awful as any type of sex a girl could ask for.
When he contacted us, he originally wanted an item that wold help him romance his partner. We gave him one but it wasn't strong enough, so we ended up doing an entire transformation with a Satyr. During this transformation, Dagwood (our customer) became like a Satyr in a man's body. I mean, he doesn't have the head of a goat and he is still in human form. However, his being has become a full on Satyr, capable of the best, mind blowing sex that you have ever encountered. We waited a few months to interview his exes again. This time instead of saying how terrible he was, they all said that he was the best they've ever had, one even giving him the nickname "Dag the Stag!" In fact, he could perform in all forms of the sex including oral and actual sex. He was passionate and sensual, but strong and rough when needed. They also said they could tell that his penis had grown at least three times the size it was before, but you have to remember he was practically working with a jelly bean.
We asked Dagwood to make a batch of piece for us, using his newly found mojo. Out of gratitude he has. These pieces hold the same mojo as Dagwood and will kick your sex life up several notches. Whether you are a man performing for a woman or a woman who wants her man to perform for her, this piece will develop and fortify a sexual chemistry between you and whomever you are sleeping with at the moment. Of course, the only way to get the same mojo as Dagwood without ever having to wear a piece again is the $10,000 transformation that Dagwood had to go through. However, these pieces are excellent fill ins and will increase the pleasure and fun that you have during sex at lease 100 fold!! The transformation does it 1000 fold! Either, the service and the pieces are good! If you are interested in either, please let one of us know, or just purchase the piece as normal!
BUYER BE INFORMED, YOU MAY NOT GET THE PIECE LISTED. THIS IS ONE OF MANY, SO THE ONE THAT YOU GET MAY LOOK DIFFERENT.
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