DOMAIN MASTER


Deuteronomy 25:11-12

The power in the versus of the Bible contest the aspects of our daily lives, and utilize the facets of strength that we can contemplate for a true source of power!

If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity

This is a man's law, right here. When Conan became king at the end of Conan the Destroyer, you can bet he made sure there was a rule just like this his first day in office. "Ladies, we respect your right to resolve disputes in whatever manner you feel necessary for the situation. But, DO NOT GRAB THE JUNK."

The words in the Bible are actually those of God, speaking to the Hebrews and taking time to add the junk-grab rule into the supplemental commandments that didn't make it into the original 10. This had to be right after God realized his plan for a male-dominated society had a fatal flaw, which is that the women could prevail in any conflict simply by grabbing the men's junk.

Now, you nervous, liberal types are complaining that this is barbaric and misogynistic. Perhaps, a little context helps. Just a couple of pages earlier, in Deuteronomy 23:1, we get this:

"Emasculated by crushing?" Gah! Everything in the Bible has to be understood in context of the times these people were living in. And, apparently, these people lived in a time when "crushing" the nuts was so common that the crushed-nuts victims were an entire demographic that had to be accounted for in the law. Call these commandments savage if you want, but if you were God, how many nuts would you have to see "crushed" before you overreacted? We're thinking the answer is two.

Of course, if you're not a believer and don't think this "grab the nuts, lose a hand" commandment is from the almighty at all, then it becomes obvious what happened: The rule was handed down by some angry clergyman within the first minute or so of having his junk crushed. All perspective tends to go out the window at that moment.

This is a sparked piece that imparts strong energies from the wrath of fighting and cheating! If you have confrontation in your life and want to ensure you win the battle, then you need this forceful item! You do not want ot let your partner try to save you, and look degraded... you want to be strong and show no mercy, you want to impress the one you love, not look weak~.

Integrated with dominating energies, you will be granted the strength of Conan and be able to impart your spirit and strength to showcase that you are not one to be messed with! This also will showcase your weaknesses, if a male your testicles, and protect you from going down easily -- this works as a shield for your tender areas.

Awesome item to bring you forceful empowerment, and allow you to reign as the master of your domain.




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