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Ma Xiangang is a man capable of something not many others are or would have a practical reason to be -- he can touch live wires filled with scrotum-popcorning electricity and feel no pain whatsoever~!

As with most superpower discoveries, Xiangang found his by acting like a braying jackass. One day when his television quit working, he went to go monkey with the fuse box to try to get it to come back on, accidentally touching a live wire in the process.

Normally this story would end with people standing around a pine box and telling their favorite Ma Xiangang stories, but instead of white hot electric death, Xiangang felt nothing at all. Rather than praise his good fortune and call an electrician, he decided to touch the wires again. You know, just to check.

"I figured I'd either die or get superpowers. It was pretty much 50-50."

Even more amazing is that even when touching live wires with hundreds of volts coursing through them (enough to put a horse on its ass), he feels no pain at all. In fact, Xiangang claims it makes him feel energetic, which is almost certainly him just screwing with us.
Obviously we do not want anyone to try this -- as it can result in death, but his stupidity granted him incredible energy follicles, and they were used to charge this piece!

Everybody's reaction to electricity is a little different; it's influenced by everything from how thick you are, to how moist your skin is, to other changes in body chemistry. Xiangang appears to be an outlier on the high end of the scale. According to testing, he has a resistance seven to eight times greater than the average human being, which grants him the ability to handle live wires without safety equipment, though, again, it behooves us to ask why in the hell he'd want to.

** The energies from this piece will grant you a faceted shield of componal electirc charge. This will allow you to bring electric back on in your home if you ever lose power -- -you will be like a human generator. This also will prevail charges to help you with all majestic bonding, as the radiance and power in this piece will electrify all other occult magic that lingers in the world. This is a great piece that anyone will benefit from -- just be warned that you may have a lot of static electricity for a while... so others may got a bit of as shock from tme to time when you touch them~!

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Price $62.00
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