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Mind Control Poltergeists and The Things You Don't Do With Pam

The story behind this power is actually quite amusing. While I can't say that I know exactly where the power has come from, I can tell you that I've used the piece on multiple occasions. It works tremendously, so give a hand to Haunted Curiosities for another job extremely well done.

One day a client of mine called me up, telling me that he hasn't been feeling himself. I pressed on and eventually got out of him that his mind seemed to be fogging up and he had been acting strange and unusual, giving in to requests that he would normally find offensive, out of the question, or downright strange.

He drew the line though, when he woke up one night completely unaware of his surroundings. He stark naked, except for a pair of bikini cut man underwear, and covered from head to toe in chocolate syrup. Lying next to him, was his nasty, stinky, never-well-groomed, coworker, Pam from work. Turns out Pam had made an advance on his weakness and he had slept with her that night. The disturbing part about it was that he had no idea any of this had happened. He felt like he had multiple personalities or something.

My client began seeing a psychologist and his torment continued. However, the psychologist ruled out multiple personality disorder and cognitive therapy simply wasn't working. All sorts of strange things began happening and he turned to me as a last resort after he woke up in the wee early hours one morning with his dog, Buster, licking peanut butter from between his toes.

I invited my client over for an assessment and immediately determined that he had been the victim of a spirit known as a mind-control poltergeist. To put it simply, poltergeist or mischievous little sprites, and love to play pranks of unsuspecting humans. As its name suggests, this particular type of poltergeist, rare but quite existent, likes to play games with peoples minds. It's normally harmless, obnoxious little things, but in this client's case, things had gotten way out of hand.

I immediately held an exorcism ceremony, and vanquished the poltergeist to the realm he came from, but not before I was able to make a gain. I was able to acquire powers from this poltergeist and transpose them into the pieces that you see depicted here. With these pieces you, too, will have the powers of a mind-control poltergeist, and you should be very excited.

This piece will give you the power to release a particular type of endorphin that isn't found naturally existing anywhere in our realm. With the release of this endorphin into the human blood stream, the human goes into a relaxed state of consciousness, allowing you to intercept the thoughts of the individual and replace them with your own. This is how the poltergeist got my client to sleep with Pam, and trust me... nobody ever sleeps with Pam. This is also the epitome of your new power.

You will be able to use this power to get whatever it is that you want. You will have free range of your adversary's mental capacity, being able to use their actions to your advantage and have them behave in ways that are according your own will and motives. It only makes sense that this power will also give you the ability of reading minds, and remote viewing using another person's body as a traveling vessel. This power is available only while supplies last, so be sure to secure yours today.

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