The Revived Priory of Sion

Some regard the old Priory of Sion, as founded by Frenchman Pierre Plantard in 1956 as a hoax. Some continue to live by his indoctrination on a daily basis. Some don't give a rats behind about Pierre Plantard or his priory, and that's fine. However, please allow me to introduce a new priory, which has named itself the Revived Priory of Sion.

This new priory, aside from religion preference, has no ties with the old one. In fact it is a new era of religious believers and it is definitely not a hoax. It isn't that well known about, because the members of the priory fear persecution by mainstream religious leaders such as Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, perhaps even Jeremiah Wright. Why would they face persecution? They are the rightful heirs to a mystical power that will transmogrify your being and give you a totally new spiritual interface.

The piece that I have here, that will eventually belong to one of my lucky clients, is one piece of many of the Revived Priory of Sion. It was been anointed with the blood of Christ that has been found in a second Holy Grail. The grail was recently discovered in an underground bunker that is part of a monastery somewhere in Italy. Its existence has been kept covered for similar reasons.

Once a new piece is anointed by the blood, they hold a session to allow one new member to divulge their secrets to. The member is given the piece, which gives him holy powers. These powers stem from the highest levels of the Heaven above us and come directly from God, who sanctified the blood in the first place. This piece will induct the member's soul into the bloodline of Christ.

Once you have been inducted, you will reciprocate Christ's divine powers. You will be able to perform spiritual healing and cleansing. You will obtain his immaculate existence and authority over all things. You will receive his ability to be omniscient and omnipotent, giving you the secrets to his white light alchemy that God used to create the world.

I have the privilege of personally knowing a lady that serves as a prioress in the Revived Priory. She new the nature of my work and offered me the piece that you see here. Of course I would never decline, and I have run numerous investigations and observations of the piece. The only thing I could come up with is that the power in this piece is simply, sheer divine intervention.

After much deliberation I have decided to turn the piece over to one of my valuable clients. With this piece you will obtain the powers mentioned above. You will also obtain exclusive membership to the Revived Priory of Sion. Does the sign say you've got to have a membership card to get inside? NO WORRIES!! That's exactly what I am offering you-- but hurry before somebody else capitalizes.


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