John Bryson Mind Control Gone Faulty

ATTENTION ALL BUYERS: AGAIN, WE HAVE NEW BUYERS AND WE TRAVEL OFTEN. PLEASE *CAREFULLY* READ OUR SHIPPING POLICY. IF YOU BUY ON A MONDAY THERE IS NO WAY, NEITHER IN HEAVEN, NOR HELL, YOU WILL GET YOUR ITEM BY WEDNESDAY. WE HAVE A 10-DAY SHIPPING POLICY!!!! MOST OFTEN THAN NOT YOU GET YOUR ITEM BEFORE THAT BUT PLEASE BE PATIENT. IF YOU IN ANOTHER COUNTRY IT CAN TAKE LONGER. WE HAVE NO CONTROL OVER CUSTOMS. WE ALSO DO NOT SIT ON OUR COMPUTERS LIKE FREAKS AND HAVE TO TRAVEL,GO TO THE BATHROOM AND EVEN LIVE LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE, PLEASE UNDERSTAND THESE THINGS. ALSO IF YOU PLACE AN ITEM IN THE SHIPPING CART AND DO NOT PAY YOUR ORDER WILL BE CANCELLED. WE WILL NO LONGER GO BACK AND FORTH EMAILING PEOPLE TO PAY. HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY. John Bryson Mind Control Gone Faulty Okay, here's the thing. The Secretary of Commerce John Bryson says that he's resigning because of seizures he had while he was driving. The seizures, he claims led to two felony hit-and-runs in San Gabriel California, after which Bryson was found unconscious in his car. According to a police affidavit, John Bryson slammed into the back of a Buick parked and waiting for a train to pass. After speaking to three men inside the Buick, Bryson got back into his car and hit the Buick again. The people in the Buick followed Bryson, who smashed into another car and then passed out and was found unconscious in his Lexus. Is it just me or does anybody else smell foul play? Is that foul play we smell, or is it the heavy-handed Obamanian Monarchy at play? Well, I can tell you, John Bryson had no seizure my friend. In fact, his "condition" wasn't medical at all. It was a simple case of faulty wired mind-control implementation. You see, Obama is doing this to all his higher up, but lower lever administration. He is offering them gifts of jewelry, watches, wallets, ties, etc that actually contain and ancient Illuminati Mind Spell that Allows the person who gave the gift to control the mind of the gifted at all costs. He's also chipping these people as a back up implementation. So, what went wrong with John Bryson's device? Well I'm not sure, but less than 24 hours after Bryson's incident I was given a briefing that explained that this was no accident. It was an attempt at remote mind control that made John Bryson unconscious. The controllers obviously miscalculated, causing several accidents and making a scene. Afterwards, to cover it up, they had someone issue some health related extenuation to the circumstance. Baloney. Maybe next time is Obama and his cronies are going to try to remotely control a person's mind, they should be on top of their game. Either way, along with my briefing I received this piece as proof. This piece comes from a personal stash of Barack Obama. They contain magic that comes from an blood-letting ceremony that is done by the higher ups in the Illuminati cult, which has taken over the world. The most powerful Illuminati blood is drained into a vase, upon which several items are placed to be charged with the magic from the blood of the sorcerers. Their prized child, Barack Obama then received the pieces to help them take care of the agenda to take over the world. This piece contains a ton of other magic, but the first and foremost magic that is has is the ability to control the minds of others. We have reversed the power in this piece so that way you don't have to give it away to make it work. Rather you merely need to make body contact with the person whom you want to view remotely. You will then alter the chemistry of their brain in a way that will allow you to enter their strands of DNA later to become one with their own mind and body functions. You will be able to control them all and to see through their eyes. This piece, conversely, holds a protection magic that will prevent this from ever happening to you whether it be by the hands of Barack Obama or some other oppressive tool-bag idiot. Stay above the influence, and don't forget this piece is an adventure. I was able to pull out other powers, like third eye awakening and full psychic powers, but this piece contains a lot more to it. I can feel it psychically. A proper bonding will assure the manifestation of these powers unto you. WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS MADE OF BUT IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF A KIND. ATTENTION ALL BUYERS: WE ARE OFF DOING TRANSFORMATIONS And services this week. We will be back on the 5th. Steve will be adding stuff on this week. Please be sure to read the shipping policy. AGAIN, WE HAVE NEW BUYERS AND WE TRAVEL OFTEN. PLEASE *CAREFULLY* READ OUR SHIPPING POLICY. IF YOU BUY ON A MONDAY THERE IS NO WAY, NEITHER IN HEAVEN, NOR HELL, YOU WILL GET YOUR ITEM BY WEDNESDAY. WE HAVE A 10-DAY SHIPPING POLICY!!!! MOST OFTEN THAN NOT YOU GET YOUR ITEM BEFORE THAT BUT PLEASE BE PATIENT. IF YOU IN ANOTHER COUNTRY IT CAN TAKE LONGER. WE HAVE NO CONTROL OVER CUSTOMS. WE ALSO DO NOT SIT ON OUR COMPUTERS LIKE FREAKS AND HAVE TO TRAVEL,GO TO THE BATHROOM AND EVEN LIVE LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE, PLEASE UNDERSTAND THESE THINGS. ALSO IF YOU PLACE AN ITEM IN THE SHIPPING CART AND DO NOT PAY YOUR ORDER WILL BE CANCELLED. WE WILL NO LONGER GO BACK AND FORTH EMAILING PEOPLE TO PAY. HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY.

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