MAULED MAGIC

The power in the versus of the Bible contest the aspects of our daily lives, and utilize the facets of strength that we can contemplate for a true source of power!

II Kings 2:23-24

From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. " Go on up you baldhead!" He turned around., looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord.

Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled fort-two of the youths.

We've all been there. You're walking along, minding your own business, when a gang of cocky, young bastards start hurling abuse at you. Most of us would just keep walking, or maybe, yell some insults back or flip them the bird. Elisha (commonly regarded as the Luke Skywalker to the Prophet Elijah's Obi-Wan Kenobi), however, decides to take it one step further. Invoking the name of God, he summons bears to come and claw the shit out of them.

Christians are constantly asking for prayer in schools to help get today's kids in line, but we beg to differ. We need bears in schools. If every teacher had the power to summon a pair of child-maiming grizzly avengers, you can bet that schoolchildren nowadays would be the most well-behaved, polite children, ever. It's a simple choice: listen to the biology lesson, or get first-hand knowledge of the digestive system of Ursus horribilis.

It should be pointed out that even after his death, Elisha continued to kick ass. II Kings 13:20-21 tells us that when a dead body was thrown into his tomb and touched Elisha's bones, it sprang back to life. It's unknown whether Elisha had this power in life, as well as death, but we like to think he did and that he had the habit of killing his victims with bears, resurrecting them, and then promptly re-summoning the bears to kill them, again. He'd just repeat the whole thing over and over until he got bored.

This piece is empowered to bring forth the energies of remissful surges of respect. If you have an issue with someone giving you a hard time, or making fun of you, or someone you love -- then you can use this piece to "bring a bear to attack." You will be able to make people realize their messing with the wrong person. It is a vengeful flow of power that will teach them a lesson!

You should never feel bullied, or unable to share you opinion. Get the right of passage with this incredibly forceful piece that will keep others opinions to themselves! If you are experiencing issues at work, or your child is being bullied at school -- then this is for you... it has many potential uses, but these two are the ones we often hear about the most!


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