OATMEAL IN THE HAIR,TIME IN A BOTTLE

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The Sands of Time

It happens to the best of us. You wake up fifteen minutes late, you spill coffee all over your white shirt, the kids have oatmeal in their hair, and you have a huge project that is due to be on the boss's desk by 9:15am (...or else), which happens to be an hour and fifteen minutes away. On your way out of the house you trip down the last step, falling straight into to a pilot of dog mess that you paid your fifteen-year-old allowance to tidy up, but never did. Your oldest teenager? Oh, yeah, you forgot about him. He's still up stairs sleeping, late for school again. Beep, beep!!! Here comes the truancy officer... oh shit!! So, about that project that's due in an hour??

Do you really want to get away? I can offer you so much more than a travel agency or candy bar commercial ever could. In fact, this piece houses original powers from Egypt. I got it on a trip to Alexandria, in high school, but never really understood what it was all about, until I, myself, transformed into an overstressed adult and began realizing what life is really all about.

In this piece, that comes, once again, directly from the province of Alexandria in Egypt, is a magic that is , and capable of putting all existence at a complete stand-still. It holds powers found in the original sands of time, that were actually used to build the walls of the Great Pyramids of Giza. You will be able to call upon the powers of the sands of time, which will put the entire universe and time at a stand still, allowing you to recollect your thoughts, catch your breath, and just relax-- without EVER losing a minute of your valuable time. It will even allow you to open up your mind to visit your own special little astral happy place, where there is nothing but release and silent reverie.

Of course, this isn't the only thing that this piece is good for. Has a coworker droned you, asking you to take her shift for her next Thursday afternoon? Have somebody pressing you for an immediate answer, when your mind is even to cloudy to remember how to breathe? Boyfriend just ask you to marry him? As long as you are wearing this piece around your neck, it will communicate with you mentally. If you feel like you can't stand the pressure at any time, you can summon the powers in the piece by merely thinking the words, “I could really use a breather!”

There is a catch to this piece, though. The piece only allows you up to fours hours of rest time each time. It takes a full twenty-four hours to reach its full capacity. With this being said, if you have a very stressful trip to the in-laws coming up, and you know it, make sure you brush up your time management skills.

You will receive the piece that you see here. Remember, it has original powers from the original sands of time, as found in Egypt. This stuff is potent, and the best part?? Nobody will ever know that your using the powers, because it is undetectable. So go ahead and put your mind at ease. What have you got lose?

STERLING SILVER TIME IN A BOTTLE!
OATMEAL IN THE HAIR,TIME IN A BOTTLE
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  • Item #: 1411014
Price $124.12
Availability Out-of-Stock