Our Legion of Bizarre Sex Spirits: 3 legs,2 penis

Our Legion of Bizarre Sex Spirits: Rockin' Juan Santos

As I'm sure you are already aware, we go on investigations from time to time. When we came across a certain collection of items, we had no idea what we were getting ourselves into. I mean, the witch clearly identified herself as a Tantric Witch. Just in case you didn't know, a Tantric Witch is one of the most sexual breed, that usually specialized in Sexual Witchery. We knew this going into the investigation, which was more or less a rendezvous, but we weren't prepared for what she provided for us.

When we met with the witch, who simply identified herself as Jasmine, she sat us down and we interviewed her. After we were done with out interview, which was a rather lewd interpretation of what exactly a Tantric Witch practices, she gave us a box. In the box were items. They are the items that I will be showcasing in this file, and several others. She gave us no other warnings with the box other than, “Here, I think you will find these interesting... From my personal collection over the years.” We we were left in the dark as far as what to expect.

We began testing the pieces as soon as we arrived home, and our mystery soon turned out to be our enjoyment. The box that she gave us houses bizarre sex spirits that all have some sort of fetish. They are very powerful sex spirits and will take you to a higher climax than you have ever achieved before... and I mean EVER!!

We all tested each piece at lease once, but I must say I am guilty of testing one or two of the pieces more than once-- that is how much I enjoy these pieces. It's unusual for me, because usually Deedee is forcing me to test out sex spirits, but this time, it was all she could do to pry them from my fingers. She did allow me to keep one for my self, which sometimes I use on a semi-daily basis. Just thought you'd like some reassurance that these pieces are legit and will work for you in epic and extreme capacity.

The instructions for these pieces are simple and apply to all of the pieces across the board. Wear the piece on your person and the sex spirit will imprint on you, much like a baby animal imprints on its mother. You don't have to worry about us testing them, because we have fully recharged all of these pieces, after which Deedee told me that I wasn't allowed to touch any of them, save for the one she gave me. Once the spirit has imprinted on you, get ready, because your world is about to rocked!! I'm telling you from personal experience.

Each piece will work for either gender and the spirits are just that-- spirits. They do not discriminate base on any set of standards, especially not sexual orientation. These spirits will mold themselves to you and your own inner desires, appearing in the form your subconscious wants them to. With that being said, allow me to introduce you to the first sex spirit.

This piece will conjure the spirit of infamous sex lover, Juan Baptista De Santos. He was born in Portugal in 1843, and in most ways is just like you and me. However, he varies it two extremely noticeable ways. One, he was born with three legs. Two, he happened to also have been born with two penises. He gained infamy for having sex with a french courtesan who allegedly also had three legs and two vaginas.

As his legacy goes, Juan was a “sexpert” and could satisfy any woman who decided to take on his sexual appetite and both of his monstrous penises. In fact, he left them twice as satisfied, because he could use both of his penises, which are both fully operational, during sex. It's simple-- hop off one and begin on the next. He was quite the hussy, too. Ladies say he was very achieved and accomplished in the sack.

However, all good things must come to an end. The end isn't always bad, and in Juan's case is the start of something incredible. Juan is no longer Juan, rather his spirit has been turned into a genderless, full versatile sex spirit. It will take whatever form you need it to, in order to get the job done-- male, female... donkey?? Okay, I'm just kidding about the donkey part, but I'm sure you get the picture.

This spirit will provide you double the satisfaction of the best orgasm you ever had-- twice!! Yes, if you do the math correctly that's four times the best pleasure you've even had!! The possibilities are endless with this “sexpert”. He knows every position in the book and is not afraid to use any of them-- in fact, he has mastered them and even invented one of his own called the Juan Santos-- which involves one man, one woman, and two penises. I think can draw your own conclusions. You will receive the piece you see below.

THIS PIECE IS MADE OUT OF REAL BULL HORN,IT IS A BRACELET.
Our Legion of Bizarre Sex Spirits:  3 legs,2 penis
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