SEX OVER THE INTERNET,NOT EXACTLY

Eruption in Your Pants!! Sex Slave Spirits!!

Some time ago, business took me to California. It was the first time I was ever in California, so I decided that rather than make the whole trip about business, I would enjoy some vacation time to explore everything that California has to offer. One of the places that I’ve always wanted to see, that I never really got around to was San Francisco; so, I decided to go.

San Francisco was a nice place, but amid the Trolley and the lift cars and steep hills, I was intrigued to find an antique vibrator museum. No it’s not a typo, and yes… they did have vibrators back then. You can search for them with Google images. They actually rather interesting in appearance; or you could just take a trip to Cali and see them for yourself. Either way, I was expecting my vacation to turn into a full-fledged investigation. I less expected it to take place in an old vibrator museum.

Of course, when I noticed the museum I just had to take full advantage. I mean, they didn’t even have one of those in New Orleans, and they call that the big easy. I was strolling through the museum passing some time before a dinner reservation that I had. I was taught that back in the day, vibrators were used to alleviate psychotic and mental distress. Doctors actually used the vibrators on women, stating that this helped the woman’s mind elude mental disorders, because they would be happier and more productive. Yeah, well, I guess so.

Anyway, when I was strolling through the museum, I felt a connection to a certain piece. I kept coming back to it, and eventually convinced the owner of the museum to allow me to hold a special ritual later that night. She was reluctant at first, but after a bit of persuasion, she was okay with it. When I showed up, the piece immediately began to spiritually scream at me, echoing sounds in my head that told me there was something there that wanted to be released. Long story short, there was entire spirit coven of Victorian Sex Spirits, that actually served as sex witches during their mortal lives.

I was able to conjure these Victorian Sex spirits into the pieces that you see below. These sex spirits are extreme. They push the limits of pleasure and will rock your world. They provide pleasure for either gender and multiple orgasms too. The orgasm itself will occur within the core of you being, meaning the only thing erupting bigger than you will be Mt. St Helens—but you will definitely be a close second. I’m speaking from experience, by the way, because Deedee makes me test all of her sex spirits, and this one was especially explosive. Try on for yourself, you will NOT be disappointed!! You will receive one of the pieces that you see below.

OKAY,STEVE SOMETIMES GETS A LITTLE MORE THEN EXCITED TO TEST THESE,TRUST ME BUT IN HIS EXCITEMENT HE DOESN'T ALWAYS GIVE ALL THE DETAILS. SO,HERE THEY ARE. THIS IS NOT JUST FOR SEX BUT FOR MULTIPLE ORGASMS AND WORKS VERY WELL WITH PEOPLE THAT CAN NOT HAVE THEM. THE REASON FOR THIS IS THE WOMEN IN THAT TIME WERE BEING BANGED TO DEATH BY THESE VIBRATORS AS THE SO CALLED DOCTORS STOOD AND WATCHED. SO IT WAS NOT LIKE REAL SEX WHERE THEY CAN SAY HEY I HAD AN ORGASM INSTEAD THEY KEPT GOING AND GOING AND GOING. NOT BAD I THINK BUT THAT IS WHY THEY WORK SO WELL. ONE OF THE PEOPLE THAT TESTED ONE OF THESE IS A LADY NEXT DOOR. WE LET HER TEST IT ONLY BECAUSE SHE HAD PAID 700 FOR A BLACK GUY TO COME HAVE SEX WITH HER BUT HE NEVER SHOWED UP. SHE WANTED HIM BECAUSE HE SAID HE HAD A HUGE ( YOU GET THE IDEA) SO ANYWAY THAT WAS HER RENT MONEY AND SHE COULDN'T GO TO THE POLICE AS IT IS ILLEGAL BUT ANYWAY WE ASKED HER HOW IT WAS AND SHE SAID OMG,CAN I KEEP IT. OF COURSE WE LET HER BECAUSE WE KNOW DAMN WELL NO ONE WOULD WANT IT AFTER THAT. YOU GOTTA KNOW HER TO UNDERSTAND AND GOD AND HER ONLY KNOWS WHAT SHE DID WITH IT. LAST NIGHT I CAME OUT AND COULD HEAR HER SO MY GUESS IS THAT IT IS STILL DOING THE JOB.WHATEVER... OH AND SHE MET HIM ON THE INTERNET SO THERE IS A LESSON TO BE LEARNED HERE,NEVER PAY FOR SEX OVER THE INTERNET NO MATTER HOW BIG THEY SAY THEY ARE.

WE HAVE BLOOD RED CLITORIS,THREE BALLED HENRY AND BANG ME BRITTANY. ALL IN STERLING.
SEX OVER THE INTERNET,NOT EXACTLY
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