Solar Control

Solar Control

Move over Sigourney, here we come. It turns out that the truth is out there. We have evidence and proof that there is life beyond the limitation of the human realm, known as Earth. I can't really tell you where or from whom the piece is derived. I can give you the story behind how I obtained the piece, though. Some time ago, I was working with a piece that allowed me to project myself astrally and journey other realms of existence, including universes that exist parallel to our own. Well, needless to say, I took full advantage. Honestly, I don't know how, but the piece had an adverse effect and I ended up accidentally opening up an intergalactic portal. I didn't know that I had opened it, so I didn't know to close it.

A few nights later I was visited in my dreams by a creatures. Actually, the creature wasn't frightening and it didn't look like a little green spaceman or vile, vicious beast as aliens are oft portrayed in mainstream human media. In fact, they are rather humanistic in appearance, motion and action. It was actually kind of flattering that they sought me out to bestow the gift of a lifetime upon me. At first, I wasn't sure what the piece was or what it signified. After I was able to run some tests on the piece, it was made crystal clear.

So that humankind can better understand this piece, I have named it Solar Control. Basically what this piece does is give humans the ability of advance space experiences. For instances, it will allow you to travel through the realms of space via a higher, advanced technology. It will give you the ability to speak in the accept international linguistic system, which cannot really be considered a language. This linguistic system an intergalactic form of a series of sounds, colors and mental reverberations as a means of communicating. You will be given the ability to manipulate and generate gravitational energies. This is unconventional, astounding technology as it does eliminates the major human hindrance of space travel-- the need for oxygen. The piece also will give make you a human prototype that neglects the need for food and water. It will also eliminate your necessity for sleep, as it will sense when you are running low on energy and replenish your body accordingly. This is breakthrough stuff, folks. The best part is that through subsequent encounter with the creatures, whom I simply refer to as the others, I have been able to develop a synthetic technology that will do the same, so that way there is plenty to go around. For right now, we have the pieces that you see below. To ignore this technology would be a foolish mistake, when you could practically make NASA and Neil Armstrong look like amateurs.
Solar Control
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  • Item #: 11011008
Price $195.00
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