THE HILLS HAVE ALIEN EYES
Okay, I know this doesn't come a shocker... but there some weird things that go on in West Virginia. Mostly they have to do with a weird old lady inviting you in for dinner and then trying to make you her son-in-law. Well, there's some weird paranormal stuff that goes on down there too. Well, it's only weird if you're afraid of that kind of stuff. We live for that kind of stuff and for some reason a few years ago Deedee really took an interest in the legend of the Phantom of Flatwoods.
During our investigation we came across many different supposed encounters of the being. Well, actually it turned out to be beings, but more on that later. It seems that everybody within a 50 mile radius of Braxton County has something to say about the Flatwoods. Most won't even venture there anymore. It is what it is. It didn't stop us from attempting to get to the bottom of it. And we did.
Without going over all the boring details, while we were in the woods, we found not one but a whole colony of extraterrestrials that are quite ugly in appearance. They have fat bulging eyes, with grayish-green skin and an exoskeleton form. They aren't the evil reptilians that have begun invading the minds and bodies of our politicians, but they are definitely a race of beings foreign to our own. One thing that stuck out in my mind is that while we were there with them, they kept on exchanging brains, which were completely transparent and you could see particles of information and magic floating through them. They would unplug one brain to exchange if for another brain or one that wasn't being used.
I didn't understand it until they gave us some of these items. It appears that for this alien race there is one center-located intelligence hub. It is not like a computer or electrical thing. Rather it is like a spiritual life force that washes over each brain. And each brain holds a separate individual type of knowledge or power. With that being said, these items are different. They hold all the knowledge of this race of ETs including all their magic and everything they know. This piece taps into the universal form of knowledge of the alien race and debunks what makes them mysterious. It will allow you understand intergalactic energy and the magic that exists beyond our solar system, that allowed for the creation of this race. You can think of it as being the creationary force of God, only not our God-- it's an alien God. It is a very compelling magic that will bring you many supernatural talents and abilities.
As for the race of creatures, they still exist in the hills of WV and have no intentions of going anywhere as they are assigned here on a reconnaissance and research project. I guess the people there will just have to deal with it or learn to get along; but I doubt the latter because the human mind in too ignorant to tolerate difference. Until then, these pieces are very powerful and will give you the full unveiling of an extraterrestrial race.
WE ONLY GOT TWO OF THESE PIECES AND SOLD ONE OF THEM AT A SHOW WE DID IN MICHIGAN. WE STILL HAVE ONE OF THEM LEFT, THOUGH. WE HAVE RECEIVED AN EMAIL FROM THE GUY WHO BOUGHT THE OTHER ONE TELLING US THAT THE POWERS IN THIS PIECE HAVE CHANGED HIS LIFE!