The Real Elders of Zion

The Real Elders of Zion

I’m sure by now that you have all heard the conspiracy concerning Jewish global take over. Allegations based on a supposed factual document circulated that new fraternized order of Jews has been preparing to launch a global takeover effort. These “facts” are reported in a book called The Protocols of the Elders of Zion. Now, I’m not here to say that these facts are either false or correct. However, I am here to tell you that there is a secret fraternized order of Jewish Leaders. They are known as the Elders of Zion. They are not attempting to take over the world.

In fact, these Elders of Zion are a peaceful bunch of Jewish religious clerics. I came into contact with them through a correspondent that we have that entertains Haunted Curiosities’ interests in the Middle East. He came across the Elders of Zion during an investigation into the whereabouts of the original Ark of the Covenant. The group did not deny their purpose, rather took a step by step approach in attempting to outline why it is that they exist. After all, they had already been caught red handed, so there was no use in denying it, especially to someone as good at espionage as Carters was making liver pills.

During his seven month investigation into the whereabouts of the original Ark of the Covenant, our correspondent finally got his answer, which was that nobody but the Son of Man, Jesus Christ, knows for sure where the original one has been place. Not even the Elders of Zion. Not even the Catholics; nobody, save for the Messiah, himself truly knows. There have been many powerful, powerful replicas, but similar to the Holy Grail, they just aren’t the original.

With that being said, the Elders of Zion were created to guard an original asset that has come from, and represent s the powers of the Ark of the Covenant. The item they guard is a piece that has been handed down from the father of religion in the Middle East, Abraham, across many and many of generations. It was a gift given to him by God. It was not recorded in the Torah, simply because Abraham feared that men would covet the precious power that God had bestowed upon him. He kept it a secret, passing it down to his son, who passed it on to his son, and so on and so forth. Israel flourished under the rule of many great leaders. King Solomon was the one who actually commissioned a group that he knew he would be able to trust to watch over this piece and its powers. Ever since then, they have been known as the Elders of Zion.

Presently, the Elders of Zion exist in Israel, but that is all I am going to say, because of an agreement that we have reached with this fraternity. You see, they agreed to give us a replica of the original piece they possess, with all original powers, if we agreed to keep the biggest part of their secret—who they are and their whereabouts. We hastily agreed. The piece that you see below is the piece that they offered to us. It holds the original powers of the holy artifact of the Elders of Zion. The Elders of Zion’s original piece holds the power of the Ark of the Covenant. Therefore, the piece that I am offering to you below, holds the very powers that were instilled into the Ark of the Covenant.

This piece will give you all the knowledge that there is to know about God. It will give you the Holy Truth, not perverse versions and politically aligned accounts of holiness that is fed to the masses today. You will be given divined concept of reality that will allow you align your existence with that of the Most High, who is God the Father, Son and Holy Ghost. You will undergo and complete spiritual overhaul, and when you are done, and have been transformed, you will see your existence for what it is worth. You will be able to practice the white magic of God and his Heavenly Host. You will know the answers to the mysteries found in the Holy Bible, and lastly you will hold direct dialogue with God, who will give you prophecy and the answers to many secrets that only he holds the answers to.

This piece is extremely, extremely powerful. If this piece is calling your name, waste no time in obtaining it. It could be your last chance.

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