Ride Sally Ride<br /><br />
I've been saving this piece for Saint Valentine's Day. It is the ultimate sex item, because it comes from one the most promiscuous hookers that had ever existed. Sally was a hoe. The reason I was she WAS a hoe, is because she can no longer be a hoe, bercause she is no longer alive. <br /><br />
In her prime, Sally was the most sought after hooker on OBT. OBT is short for Orange Blossom Trail and it is here that Sally blossomed... no pun intended. She pleased more men on OBT than Carters has liver pills and she was never afraid to admit it. In fact, a local saying went, "If you're husband isn't with you, he must be with Sally." <br /><br />
Sally didn't really care what local women said about her, because she was the one making money... and having fun doing it. In fact, she made her money well into to forties. She sucked off so many men that her teeth eventually wrotted and she became Sally the Toothless wonder. Then, her social statuse became primarily for giving blow jobs-- and let me tell you she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!! <br /><br />
Sally had managed to acquire a small fortune, because when you're your own pimp, you answer to nobody. YOu keep all your money and you decide when you feel like making it. She had a nice house and drove a nice car, because blow jobs by Sally weren't cheap. It wasn't everyday you got a blow job from the most notorious hoe on OBT. <br /><br />
Eventually, Sally was murdered, because an angry black woman found out her husband was paying her for sex... well, duh. Anyway, the black woman beat Sally with a shovel and fed her to the gators down in the Everglades.<br /><br />
However, Sally's legacy lives on and you will find people talking about "pulling a Sally," when hookers become independently wealthy. I found Sally's traveling soul while I was in Florida on investigation. I promised her a permanent home in exchange for her soul. Now she is for sale. <br /><br />
I have transferred her soul into this vessesl. It contains the full embodiment of Sally, who will please your and give you tantelizing sex. She will also fulfill her sex abilities in your own sexual encounters with others. She will bring you wealth and financial freedom. She will also bring you spiritual protection so that way, if you decide to use your sex powers like she has, angry black women won't kill you too. <br /><br />
To activate this piece, simply wear this piece and chant, "In your vessel, no longer hide. Come to me now and ride Sally ride!!" She will come to you relinquishing her full sex powers. She will please your better than you've ever been please before... man or woman!! Act now, before it's too late and Sally finds another mate!! <br /><br />
