VOLUPTA BLOW UP

Volupta

Have you ever wondered where the word voluptuous comes from? Well, please, wonder no more. I can give you full account of why the modern American language includes a word that entails such a meaning. In the early winter of 2007, I was feeling a bit down on my luck. I began thinking that my life was looking dull and going nowhere. I guess you could say I picked up a case of the winter-time-blues. I talked to one of my best friends about it and she suggested that I go see a psychic. It couldn't hurt anything, she said, and then at least maybe she would be able to give me some insight as to how to get out of my funk.

So, at my friends suggestion (and avid prompting), I took a trip to Cocoa Beach, to see a friend of mine that was working as a meteorologist for NASA. I wanted to relax and get my mind off of things. While I was there, as I promised my other friend, Heather, I took a visit to a local psychic. Little did I know that the psychic I happened upon was not a typical psychic. Oh no... she was a sexual psychic, full of advice on who I was going to meet, how to spice up my sex life, etc. Two hours, $120.00, and many passes by the psychic later, she finally relented on trying to get me in the sack. She didn't leave me empty handed, though.

Before I left her "office", my psychic, simply known as Lady Love (how appropriate, right?) gave me the piece that you see above. As I was able to confirm later, Lady Love informed me that she had actually been able to invoke the spirit of Volupta, Roman goddess of sensual pleasure into the piece she had given me. Volupta, my friends, has worked wonders for me. She has taken an aspect of my life that was virtually nonexistent from zero to sixty in a few seconds.

She has helped me come out of my shell so to speak. She has made me more sociable and more approachable. She has helped me become a more eloquent speaker and has given me the charisma and charm required to gain the admiration of others. That is not all she has done, though.

In addition to these cognitive abilities, Volupta has also helped me sort things out when it comes to performing in the bedroom. Let’s just say my reproductive organ has more appeal to others than it has ever had in my entire life. I can physically perform better than I have ever in my experience with love-making. I am satisfying other fully and I am being satisfied to an extent that I have never before experiences. Each tantalizing sexual experience has gotten better and better with time, and I have reach a heightened state of pleasure. This piece is especially helpful when it comes to performing fellatio. I have never been on the receiving end of an act of oral sex that has felt as amazing as it does now that I have this piece.

Like I said before, I have achieve my maximum state of pleasure. I have decided to pass this piece on to the next lucky duck...guy or gal, doesn’t matter which, as it will work for either gender. You will be able to invoke the power of Volupta and fulfill your most sought after sexual desires. What are you waiting for? This stuff works better than Viagra, Cialis, or horny goat weed. You better take advantage of it while you still can!!

YOU MAY KEEP THIS IN YOUR POCKET OR IN YOUR UNDERWEAR DURING THE DAY. IT WILL WORK ON YOUR SEXUAL DESIRE AND BLOW YOU UP A BIT. THIS IS GREAT FOR SOMEONE THAT CANT HAVE AN ORGASM BECAUSE IT WILL MAKE YOU BIGGER.
VOLUPTA BLOW UP
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