WONDERS OF THE WOOD WOMAN

A couple summers ago I was taking a jog through the woods near my home. It was a gorgeous day out that day and I thought a nice run in the woods would be a feast for the eyes. I was running along, taking in the beautiful sites the woods has to offer on such a nice day, when I came across a clearing, flooded with many colorful flowers. I stopped to look around, gazing at all the plant life, and thought to myself that the display was quite impressive. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw the glisten of some sort of metal hanging off of a vine growing up a tree. I walked closer to discover that the glisten was a ring, hanging from the vine as if it were put there for someone to find. I took the ring from its resting place, and put it into my pocket to look at later. <br /><br />

Later that day I arrived home tired from my jog. I reached into my pocket and retrieved the strange ring I had found earlier. It looked beautiful, but being too feminine for my tastes I decided to give it to my mother. She thanked me for it with a hug and kiss, slipped it on, and went outside for her daily gardening routine. She came back inside about 3 hours later, bragging about her prowess in her garden that day. For the next couple days, her garden continued to grow in both size and beauty, at an almost abnormal rate. She explained that ever since she received the ring from me, gardening had become a second nature to her. I asked her if I could take the ring back for investigation, and she gave it back saying she wouldn't be needing it anymore, seeing as how her garden had reached its full potential. <br /><br />

I brought the ring in to be looked over by some of our specialists, and it was discovered that the ring was blessed by some sort of fairy magic. The ring allows its wearer to gain a mastery of plant life and fertility. How long has your perfect garden been escaping you? Want that perfect garden you only see in magazines? Well now is your chance! Buy this ring and have the garden of your dreams!<br /><br />

THIS HAS BEEN NOTED TO WORK IN SENDING ATTRIBUTAL ENERGIES INTO THE CREATIVE AREA OF THE BRAIN ALLOWING EXPLOSIVE IMPLICATIONS OF DESIGN AND TALENT TO SHINE IN ALL AREAS. SO EVEN IF GARDENING IS NOT YOUR PASSION, YOU WILL BE ENRICHED IN THE AREA YOU SO DESIRE. THE TESTERS ALL HAD DIFFERENT DESIRES AND THEY ALL FOUND BLESSINGS OF PROSPERITY.

WONDERS OF THE WOOD WOMAN
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